Small-town feathers are ruffled by the sudden arrival in town of mysterious sexy stranger, Ivy Biggun (she packs the largest dildo in the West).

Proving incontrovertibly that you CAN get a gal with a gun, Biggun’s arrival brings heartbreak, betrayal and calamitous choreography with everyone finally agreeing that – on balance – it’s preferable to Stand By Your Dyke.

A whip-crackaway-ride through the worst cliches of the Wild West musical, Murder in The Lezzwood Saloon was the first major venture for the Lezzwood Players. The show was later revived and performed to sell-out audiences in Brighton, Eastbourne and somewhere up north.