We followed Captain Twerk and her incredulous crew on their misconceived mission: to boldly go [sic] – and seek out uncomfortably close encounters with inter-galactic Lesbian civilisations.
We learned what it takes to get Starkbuck to calm down and that Daft Mater’s asthma is probably getting worse.
We were also impressed by Engineer Scatty’s equipment and enjoyed the shortness of Lt Janura’s uniform skirt.
Finally we all decided to have tea and some lemon drizzle cake. Oh, and there definitely were some Cylons.
