… have been startling audiences in and around Brighton since 2012 with their sensational saucy satires of well-worn theatrical genres. See more about the Lezzwood Players
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO OUR SHOW in 2023!!! We hope to see you all again next year…
Thank you so much for supporting us by being WONDERFUL AUDIENCES at our three SOLD OUT performances of:
COMEDY OF LEZZERS
Or Much Ado About Muffin
(or As You Dyke It )
As the nation celebrated 25 years since the historic reopening of the Shakespeare’s Globe theatre, who better to troll His Royal Bard-ness than Brighton’s very own purveyors of sapphic slapstick, the Lezzwood Players?! We were delighted to present a brand new, typically Shakespearean tale of lust, murder, magic, vegan rock buns and entirely implausible cases of mistaken identity…
Thank you for joining us as we crushed the crested codpiece of a cultural icon – and found answers to the questions that have eluded the experts for centuries such as…
- Do ALDI offer two-for-one on Eye of Newt?
- Should Romeo & Juliet have both swiped left?
- Was poor Yorrick REALLY a lass?
- How many Health & Safety Regulations did Puck breach?
AND HUGE THANKS TO OUR VENUES!!!
Ironworks Studios, 30 Cheapside, Brighton BN1 4GD AND
Wagner Hall, 2 Regency Rd, Brighton BN1 2RU
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What people said about our past productions:
ADVENTURES of the STARSHIP LEZZERPRIZE
“Listen Jim, I’m a doctor not a stage critic, but weren’t there too many babies?” – Bones
LEZZBY AVENUE
“‘Apart from the nudity it was quite clean really…” – Sophie’s mum
THE LEZZWARDIANS
“’Depraved Filth” – Everyone
LEZZINGTON TOWERS
“’Mallory Towers’ meets ‘Carry on Spanking’” – Forgotten Tomatoes
MURDER at the LEZZWOOD SALOON
“I always said ‘Annie Get Your Gun’ should never have cut the duelling dildo scene” – Doris Day (Bus Driver, Bexhill)
